Monday, December 22, 2008

FUCK!

Happy to be home. Very. EXCEPT Ape is fucking driving me up the wall. WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOUR 18 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER COMES HOME AT 2 am?!?!?!?!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Grrrr.


Can I please has one?

In order of who I wants:

1. Edward
2. Jasper
3. James
4. Emmett
5. Jakob

Kaythnxbi

Monday, December 15, 2008

Sunshine.


I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
When it's cold outside I've got the month of May
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl)

I've got so much honey the bees envy me
I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl)

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Ooooh

I don't need no money, fortune, or fame
I've got all the riches baby one man can claim
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My girl (my girl, my girl)
Talkin' 'bout my girl (my girl)

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
with my girl
I've even got the month of May with my girl

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Wizard of Oz.



So aren't we supposed to not be afraid of movies like 'The Wizard of Oz' when we're adults? Cuz I'm sitting here watching it, and I'm just about to cry because I'm tired and the witch scares me soooooooo much. AH! why?!?!?!

And since we're talking about fears. Charlie Chaplin is the most terrifying man in the history of the world. I have never been more scared of someone EVER than I am of him...... even looking up this picture i almost started crying because i couldn't exit out of the picture fast enough....

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

So... Mr. Hale, is it? Wait.... or do I want Cullen.... hmmmm.

Throughout the whole 'Twilight' movie, all I wanted to do was to fuck the shit out of Robert Pattinson. I seriously had an orgasm throughout the whole fucking movie. BUT.... there was one part where Mr. Jasper Hale made me........ squirm. "Oh, well I think we can handle that."
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!....... well... hello there Jasper. DAMN the baseball scene for being so FUCKING hot!
hahaha. That's when I realized that Edward wasn't the only hot one. Because the next time I saw it, i noticed myself biting my lip when Dr. Cullen barged through those hospital doors (YUMMY much?) And even though Emmett wasn't making me as.... excited as the others were, I wouldn't kick him out of bed.
Haha, so bottom line.... Jasper was super hot during the whole baseball scene. He has my vote for president.

HALE/CULLEN 2012 ELECTION
I can see it now... "barely of age girls... cumming in election booths *dramatic pause* all over the nation."
(Hello!?!? Presidential slogan much?)
WAIT..... scratch that....
"barely of age girls AND BOYS... cumming in election booths *dramatic pause* all over the nation."
(after the 'All-American Fuck Up' we had only a month ago..... *cough* Proposition 8 *cough* ..... I do NOT want to leave out our Will and Jacks of the world, do I?)

SHIT! I forgot Brian and Michael and Justin and Emmett (not Cullen. Grils keep your pants on) and Ted. Awwwww, my QAF boys <] *sigh*


ANYWAY... my point is that.... Jasper is hot. And YES, I did post a.... post on my blog just to say how attractive he is. >:) Get over it.


*sigh* is it too much to ask for a little Cullen/ Hale action for me for Christmas? hmmmm..... I'm thinking not.


Dear Santa,
Define 'good'.... because in *my* opinion *I* have been very good this year. And I deserve a Edward/ Jasper sandwich. But if you can only get one or the other, thats fine too... but if that were to happen, can you give me Edward, because (as much as i love Jasper) Edward is hotter.... and would give me a screaming orgasm that would make me go blind.

Thanks a bundle, A

beauty


Monday, December 8, 2008

All By Myself

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin alone
I think of all the friends Ive known
When I dial the telephone
Nobodys home

All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself
Anymore

Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And loves so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Dont wanna live
All by myself
Anymore

When I was young
I never needed anyone
Making love was just for fun
Those days are gone

All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Dont wanna live
Oh
Dont wanna live
By myself, by myself
Anymore
By myself
Anymore
Oh
All by myself
Dont wanna live
I never, never, never
Needed anyone

Sunday, December 7, 2008

river of blood




silly boys


i love it when boys can be silly.

please stop



please stop posting notes. because i cry every time i read them. i understand that you're sad, but seeing as i can't tell you how much i love you, i have to sit and wallow in my own self pity. i hope my romantic love for you will go away and we can go back to being just friends.... because if i don't stop loving you.... i will have to separate myself from you... and my heart will not only break, but it will shatter into a million pieces and then catch on fire.

love


Love...

it comes in all shapes and sizes. and the worst is when you can't tell he person. ahh well. that's life.